In which I get my ass handed to me.

So in our last installment, we noted that I was headed for a fall with this soccer coaching certification. Oh how little did I know. So coaching isn't a big problem. I know my stuff. I can that part of it off.

The problem is I'm 48 years old. Some of the other candidates are 24 yo, former development team, Div I varsity, or English semi pro (in 1 case) players, and JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST they are a little difficult to play against for EIGHT GODDAMNED HOURS in the HOT SUN. I mean sure they are more skilled, but the thing about players that have played at that level is that they have an intensity level that goes to eleven so every fucking exercise is at level 10 which gets to be a little tiring.

So yeah, physically, I am a whupped as I've ever been.