"Yeah, well, I thought you guys would be good to work for on account of I've used your products, and I liked them a lot, because it's really clear from their design that everybody that works here drinks way too much, so I thought I'd fit right in."
"No more questions? Awesome! when do I start?"
From what I see my kids go through with interviews, I just hope I keep my current job forever. It's so nuts out there now! The most ordinary job requires CIA-level vetting.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to enjoy life now, while I have a job and am only paying for two households and two kids in college. I'll probably be unemployed by the time I'm supporting three adults who can't find work (plus myself), but ooh, maybe we'll become squatters in some abandoned McMansion!
ReplyDeleteWhat can I bring to this job? Well, I like to think the fresh perspective brought about by massive LSD overdoses during the Sixties . . . oh, I'm too old? Sorry.
ReplyDeleteDuring one of those dreadful interviews with 3-4 people across the table and a list of 6 questions in front of you: "Which one of you counts, anyway, and which ones of you are just there because she said you had to be here so I know who to suck up to?"
ReplyDeleteCan't improve on what Roy said LOL.
ReplyDeleteMore poasts!
ReplyDeleteand since you don't really want it, you'd probably get it too.
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